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First class? With who money?

YOUR TONGUE IS MADE OF KNIVES

But Kelly was fun crazy (except for her quite literal breakdown on Scary Island*). Aviva is just awful.

Exactly. Crazy but not cramazing. Sucked the sanity of the room and replaced it with some eldritch horror. I mean, I like a crazy Housewife (Jesus Jugs, Kim Richards, Jill Zarin before things got weird, Ramonja! my beloved) as much as the next gay, but Aviva was just a monster.

My initial, immediate reaction was the same. May I add:

You say Nicole Wallace but I hear only Karen Arnold and Amanda Rogers. Olivia d'Abo will always be Kevin's older sister on The Wonder Years who then showed up as a Q on an episode of TNG.

Britney >> Katy, now and forever.

There is enough food in the world to ensure that everyone has plenty to eat. The problems are structural and political (and disgusting, IMO).

OK, that's literally insane. The fact they hadn't disposed of it is really hard to understand — but even harder to understand is why this unusable container had not been sealed, labeled DO NOT USE, and quarantined from other kitchen ingredients and cleaning supplies.

Can you tell I've spent my life listening to people complain about things that are not only completely out of my control (and the control of my employer) but also entirely irrelevant to their experience inside the establishment?

If you wanna be fancy, you can use the French and call it sauce salsa.

Not in a commercial kitchen. This is an absolute failure in safety training and follow-through. No one should put anything in their mouths to find out what it is. If something in a commercial space is unlabeled, it should be discarded.

I can recite nearly the entire Hazardous Chemicals DVD my job makes me watch every year. "Never put anything into an unlabeled container. Never use anything from an unlabeled container. Never use any container other than one labeled for the chemical you put into it."

Hopefully my cholesterol meds are as ready as my body.

Because their parents never told them the world literally doesn't give a shit about them or what they think. And with what inane and pointless opinions they used to be able to bore their friends with, they can now bore the entire world.

Reality rarely agrees with Yelpers.

At least she didn't want a soup bowl of it for her tea. But the Ranch Cult is real and they are terrifying.

This will never not be funny.