Not in a commercial kitchen. This is an absolute failure in safety training and follow-through. No one should put anything in their mouths to find out what it is. If something in a commercial space is unlabeled, it should be discarded.

I can recite nearly the entire Hazardous Chemicals DVD my job makes me watch every year. "Never put anything into an unlabeled container. Never use anything from an unlabeled container. Never use any container other than one labeled for the chemical you put into it."

Hopefully my cholesterol meds are as ready as my body.

Because their parents never told them the world literally doesn't give a shit about them or what they think. And with what inane and pointless opinions they used to be able to bore their friends with, they can now bore the entire world.

Reality rarely agrees with Yelpers.

At least she didn't want a soup bowl of it for her tea. But the Ranch Cult is real and they are terrifying.

This will never not be funny.

I mean, he's not wrong. Still a blowhard but not wrong.

BTW, he designed the new campus of Florida Polytechnic, and the crest? ribcage? of the main building looks literally identical to the surface structure of the WTC station. Such a hack.

Erotica, Madonna. I was 13.

Gotcha. No different than the people who down juice by the gallon. I'm like, "You know that's essentially fruit flavors, sugar, and water, right?"

Prik nam pla is one of Thailand's finest contributions to the world and I wholeheartedly support its use in anything savory.

Much better to think of sweet tea as a tea brewed with simple syrup instead of water. Sugar goes in early in the process or it's just not right.

You know how I do breakfast when there's a buffet situation? Eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes all in a bowl with some ketchup. You and I, I think we'd get along ok.

It's strangely thrilling when you have a legitimate reason to do it, isn't it?

And watermelon. Seriously, salt and pepper and it's perfect.

RANCH IS THE DEVIL'S SEMEN. I'd rather eat THOUSAND ISLAND than let ranch dressing cross my lips.

Don't be too quick to judge. You people did bring the world whatever "Salad Cream" is.

I may be wrong but I swear that the shadow of the eclipse was going the wrong way across the US. Shouldn't it have been going from the Atlantic to the Eastern coastline instead of going from the Midwest to the East Coast. I know it's nitpicky. Especially on a show with vampires but that just pulled me out of the show.

Good Lord. Maybe a fan? Cheaper, less likely to cause you to die in a fire?