You’re turning into my favorite tech writer, Song.

I took ‘em up on it. I never watch cable, but I’m willing to put up with it for 3 more months to get that sweet box.

I took ‘em up on it. I never watch cable, but I’m willing to put up with it for 3 more months to get that sweet box.

I’m quoting that last line, out of context, on my twitter feed. It’s illustrative.

Hey, of course they’re not being paid by the White House. Trump always welches on his deals with contractors.

Sex scenes are difficult in movies too. Sex feels great but let’s face it, it kinda looks ridiculous.

Not really related but I boycotted PLANES when I learned it wasn’t a sequel to FLATLAND.

*RIMSHOT*

Who cares about my response. You brought it up... what’s yours?

I can’t endorse this. Signs cost money.

http://www.everything2.com/title/monkey+g…

If it’s any consolation, the customer retention people at Time Warner are REALLY motivated to make deals if you claim you don’t need internet after all.

One more thing that America isn’t number one in *sigh*

You’re missing out on my favorite feature - BODY FAT PERCENTAGE. Now THAT’S useful.

You’re missing out on my favorite feature - BODY FAT PERCENTAGE. Now THAT’S useful.

I hope you din’t find that picture by doing a search for “mouse nuts”

Listen, obviously Elon Musk IS Thomas Jerome Newton. Why does he still hide it?

I knew it - he IS a Dalek!

I’d have thought twice about clicking just based on the title, man.

Shouldn’t that be a Throne of Lies? Sitting on a crown is a good way to lose your balls, man.

Kinda looks like vernerable character actor E.G. Marshall.

Or, just throw them away. It's not they're GOOD for you or anything.

Just in time for television. The frame rate of American TV is 30 FPS, vs the European 25 FPS. Why? Because it syncs with the power grid.