what kinda pachinko game is this?

What kind of dumb shit is this? Have you not read Kotaku? Do you have any idea how many critical pieces and investigative reports we’ve run involving western companies?

Wait konami has a PR team?

And what is that guy cooking? A piece of white bread?

Woah, that is the most Florida thing to ever Florida.

To preface this: the following story takes place in Florida.

Let me teach you some Internet geography:

NEW POKEMON CHALLENGER!

B-b-b-but VG Cats NEVER updates. OK they did last month but....

Just a little PSA that is common sense to many, but, if an update comes out for the Youtube app... don’t download it. As it will almost surely get rid of this exploit, which is only there because the Youtube app was developed around a <9.2 version of the 3DS web browser that is exploitable.

Get a new battery.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

I also hide my snacks in my beard.

Grown man checking in.

For larger developers and publishers, this sort practice really isn’t an issue for them. They know they can put out unrealistic trailers for established franchises (and even new IPs if the names behind them are big enough) and people will just eat it up.