But they don't know that!

That's because cameras steal cat souls 20% of the time.

High fashion is "art". Like Call of Duty, except usually way more colorful.

Looks like Yoshi.

At least there's a clean roll. I'd feel terrible taking it apart.

It was not deserved and it never is. If you feel the need to call someone names over the internet walk away.

Insulting people is not helpful.

Hopefully soon after the Tetris one.

Nope, 4 more issues and probably some spin-offs and a retelling.

5% maybe. I think they learned their lesson. Hopefully.

97% of my sandwiches include peanut butter. The other 3% is regular butter. Well actually sometimes I put both on. So probably 90% is pure peanut butter.

Evil Genius is a thing.

...Why is there a link to your facebook?

...Bewbs?

Thanks, I try.

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

This seems like adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies. Instant comedy gold.

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They're separate characters in the new one.