What's this guy next to Hentai Kamen supposed to be tho?

Tch, fine. Be that way.

I currently have green hair, but that wasn't an option.

721 not 718. That was kinda... fun.

I would. But then I also break into several million homes a year.

Oh good to know it wasn't just me.

Well I admit I keep mis-reading it as "We will clearly spend more money on marketing the game, there's no doubt about that."

OK.

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2014/08/13/xbo…

Thank you. Will we be able to dismiss abusive comments like before too? And can we also go back to two column format?

I didn't make me (as a toddler). Mostly because they didn't have beards for kids. Otherwise.... Well there's no toddlers, so nothing. I'd rather have pools anyway. Is the horse dead yet? No? Drat.

Probably too many Poffins. Cookies are better anyway.

The same amount. HP doesn't change.

Yes it is.

Dragonite is its own Mega Stone, you'd think that'd be the first one to get one.

Darn it! Now tablets are validated as gaming systems! Ahhhhh! Run for the hills!

I also make inane posts trying to get attention. Only I'm better at it.

Also you wear shoes on your ears. I'm Santa. I know these things.

Naughty listed.

Ha! Nice.