I want to live in a cottage named Frogmore. I would sit on the toadstools and talk to the bunnies every morning while I drink a cup of honey and run my bare feet through the wildflowers.

she would no longer be allowed to bring guests in for the rest of the semester. According to a recording Mazurek said, “We’re trying to make sure that everybody—all 315 residents—feels more comfortable... and sometimes that takes compromise on both sides to do that.”

Dear Scottish Rite Dormitory,

Get our name out of your goddamned mouth you cockwombles.

Signed,

Scotland.

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

Thank you that means the world to me. Ollie is sat next to me and I'm passing on kitty scritches. x

That is so generous of you, thank you so much. But no thank you, you are all amazing here and talking and advice is why I posted my dilemma. The cheapest cat sitter still available in my area is £32 total, that may not seem like a lot to most people but I just can't afford it, life is a struggle. Someone suggested I…

Yup, code has been changed.  

Let’s not call them anti-vaxers anymore. It is so negative. I think Plague Carriers is more accurate and predictive of their future.

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

America. Oh America. You do so many foods rights (and many more, so deliciously wrong), but pies are definitely one you are mistaken on.

TMZ also reports that Diddy, who has three children with Evans, isn’t yet sure if he will be capable of delivering a eulogy.

I’m just going to gently second what mocena said. I’ve been with a guy who hit walls and threw things when he was angry. The first thought it my mind was not reassurance that he knew putting hands on someone else was wrong, it was that putting hands on someone else (me!) would/could be next. It was terrifying. Lashing…

I also think it’s nice to normalize, not only breastfeeding, but also struggles with breastfeeding. It’s touted so much as the gold standard of motherhood, and I can imagine there are women out there who feel like failures because it just isn’t working for them, for whatever reason. Knowing that others are having the…

It’s not surprising that no one knew about the dudes. How often are men asked about their families in interviews and other public appearances?  Basically never.

The onus is not on black people to fix white people’s bullshit

Nina RULES and every hetero man should be required to watch her instructional video on eating pussy because none of them seem to know how to do it right

I for one welcome our new Transgender Death Panel overlords.

I would do this but I ship Lupita with myself and i’m not good at sharing.

Until a dude has his foot licked by a complete stranger on a train, I don’t want to fucking hear it.

Because not all women exist in families with two earners and one budget.