you have the best job :’(

Mine too! My husband thought his mom did the same thing and it turns out she’d told him she meant to, but never did. So he’d gone around his whole life thinking his mom’s last name was on his birth cert. and it wasn’t.

I wanted to create a totally new name for the two of us, maybe using some of our old family names to create something super classy... but everyone pooped on my parade and said it would be a ton of paperwork, so I just kept mine and he kept his. Neither of us were very attached to our names, though, so we could have…

To be fair, your experience does seem unusual. My parents sent me to talk therapy when I was a kid, and obviously it was pointless because they were asking someone to fix me and send me back a different kid. I went to three different people, one of which just played board games with me for $80 an hour. As an adult, I…

So we’re not going to talk about how there are no consequences for performing magic in Harry Potter? No? okay

Yeah, Vermont looks pretty dang good, and I’m a born and bred CA girl. Thinking of going for my honeymoon. For once I want to relax on vacation and just stare at some trees or something

Vista here! any chance you are going to CSUSM? Oceanside is really one of the only “small surf town”s left. Carlsbad and Cardiff are nice, too, but super gentrified. I’d suggest getting a place 15 minutes inland for the best rent

actually Agri only provides about 2% of the state’s money, and mostly migrant workers are picking the food, so the economic angle isn't as prominent as most people think

aaaah I’m from San Diego and my husband is from Austin and we argue about this constantly. I like Austin, but it’s too hot and the rest of texas can suck it

Yeah it’s complete bullshit. Current photos it says I’m either 23 or 27 (I’m 25), but photos from when I was a teenager read as 30, and I am obviously more attractive in most of the younger ones.

You know, from the way she portrays her “fictional” brother on her show, I feel like she knows he’s kind of a dick

Open relationship for 5 years here. I'm poly, he's not. We're both bi. Engaged to be married in like a month (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah). Neither of us really take advantage of the arrangement, but it's really nice to know you're with someone who wouldn't take it personally if you did find some strange. We often joke…

I DO THIS. I say "Stanley" in basically everything (Like Barry Manilow's Mandy), I've also made up a few songs based on how I can mess with his ears and make them look like bunny ears or a helmet

Oh man. This reminds me of my Chicano studies teacher. He was in the "nothing will be right until the US government gives all of the territory in the southwest back to Mexico" camp. He said anyone who disagreed with him was basically a racist or a race traitor. I mean he seriously used the words "oreo" and "banana" as…

I felt like it was a really slow gif at first... because it seemed to be slowly morphing from one color to the next. Started white and gold, went to grey and gold, black and blue, dusky purple and brown. I have a migraine...

The fact that Questlove is her brother and Ginuwine is her cousin... has me wishing I'm a Meagle, seriously.

oh yay my phat pants are coming back in style

Uhm.... well I don't know if it's a winner, because it's more sad than embarrassing but...here goes: I had a friend who was hopelessly in love with me. I was in high school and he was and older guy who would show up at my school functions and call me baby and generally kind of freak everyone out. I told him I wasn't…

it doesn't even look like real fur to me. Either she's getting ripped off or... i dunno she might as well have been

Racist? I thought he was just trying to say he was caucasian...?