I'm pretty sure we don't want them to stay together <.< >.> Amirite guise?

$3500?! Since when does it cost that much to hire a personal trainer or chef? That's crazy

So I work with kids, and this is SO SO true. You cannot walk three feet in an elementary school without hitting an aiden or a caden. Same with Isabella and Ava. And Aidens are obscenely bad kids who never listen...

So I THOUGHT I had buttne for a few years and was very very ashamed... it was definitely aggravated by wearing tight pants and general changes in temperature and humidity (mostly hot and moist=bad). I finally realized that there were no whiteheads or anything and it was very deep in the skin, and correlated to times…

yeah something along the lines of shock and then death, normally

it makes me sad, though, because he's kind of impossibly beautiful and untouchable

Well I guess this is where we are sharing so here goes... My parents made me make the decision to put down the only pet (dog) I'd ever had as a kid, because they were too chicken shit. I was a teenager. He was 9 or 10, large mixed breed, and had cancer. I mean that my parents didn't pay attention to him very much and…

1) Love the fox hate

I suppose I'm biased because a double decker bus almost ran my mom over and I feel like most of the buses in some of those other places (Portland, Berlin) are WAY too crowded. I'm also from LA and we know how the bus system is here >.<. I rode around Austin for about 5 days, and they were so clean and nice compared to…

If you think public transport in Austin is a joke, try taking it basically anywhere else. Best bus system I've ever used! And they do let you know when surge pricing is in effect, but I guess it could be hard to see exactly how much the entire ride is going to be, especially if you don't have a while to look over…

*insert grumpycat meme here* >:

yeah...first time I read The Giving Tree I cried. That shit is so disappointing. Like, is that what selfless people really have to look forward to?

My fiance is from Austin, and he just scoffed at the title and said, "It's Austin. It was on purpose."

also aliens are a SCIENTIFIC PROBABILITY. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

I believed in some alternative medicines and chiropractics when I was in high school because NO ONE AROUND ME TOLD ME THEY WERE NOT GROUNDED IN SCIENCE. Now I am an insufferable skeptic in every single way

gad dammit. shraybered again

I'm 24! :(

six months?! I can barely lose 10 pounds in six months! (drowns self in ice cream)

well, the major feature they are using to negg any fake names is asking your relatives and friends if that's really what they call you. In other words, I'm pretty sure my grandma told on me.

yeah, I am a raver, and given names confuse the hell out of all of us. Let's just say that most of my oldschool friends don't ever use my given name, and I would prefer a site which would let me blithely ignore my judgy relatives