Get a rope!

NEW YORK CITY?!?!?

“You’re in a desert. You’re walking along in the sand when all of a sudden…you look down and see a Beetle. You see a Yellow VW Beetle, Jason. It’s idling toward you…You reach down and flip the Beetle on its back, Jason. The Beetle lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn…

That’s nothing....

Never eat Filet o’ Fish at the square fish-like patty manufacturing facility.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

When I was in high school, nearly 30 years ago, a guy who graduated 20 years earlier informed the school he’d left a Twinkee in the rafters of the gym to see if it would rot. My science teacher retrieved it and, I shit you not, it was perfectly preserved.

Never dip your pen in the company inkwell.

Why swap a Toyota V8 in to a BMW?

Why buy Malibu Stacy if not for the new hats?

Sources with knowledge of the situation have revealed the name of the employee Easterbrook had his relationship with:

Hey there Torch. Since people will be leaving the G/O sites in droves now that the sub blogs are being destroyed, figured I’d give you a shout out.

I think the events of the past week have demonstrated that the new direction of G/O media is neither ethical or responsible.

So it was like owning an Alfa Romeo

“MOONSHINE’S READY!”

Clearly, this new logo looks more like an herb than a sperm.

They all are. I mean Opera clearly looks like a Vagina.

I mean look at this! It’s obscene!

Which is why you always read the mg on the product, stick with smoking good weed, or abstain from baking awesome banana bread yourself on a Monday.

OMG, I know what you mean! Smoking is so much “safer.” I don’t bake much, if ever, but hey it was Monday...

God dram you...