Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

Did someone say Chuck E Cheese

I can see the confusion. Players from the same team usually don't swap jerseys.

I think Machado’s agent told Cashman “offer is too low” and Brian misheard

I dunno, it worked for Kansas.

Per https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers/antonio-brown-6702/, his cap impact in the following scenarios is:

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

Yes, WITH YOUR MOM.

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

“It was at that moment that Anna started to realize she had made a horrible mistake. Waves of humiliation began to crash over her, threatening to drown her, and eventually washing away all sense of decorum. She began to beg. ‘Please just say yes.’ Her dejection became even deeper as she heard her idol instinctively…

You rang?

“1A” is the kind of advanced statistic that’s ruining the game.

Bow before the one true GIF

Basic high-school pitching strategy; surprisingly exportable to higher levels:

His name is Kenly