“That rat just wanted to go to the world’s biggest outdoor bar to get drunk and hit on women. Probably couldn’t even tell you who pitched.”

I am a Bears fan who grew up in Wisconsin and honestly hearing this was a good sign of where the dumbest fucking people lived in your neighborhood.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Nobody gives a fuck you entitled little baby.

Prove to me that ‘Marc Trestman’ isn’t just somebody wearing one guy’s face and another guy’s scalp in that picture.

never forget

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

Goddamn did he get unfunny in his old age. 

To be perfectly honest with you, I’m more of a basketball guy.  The NBA is my jam.  That said, I do know quite a bit about the national pastime and can tell you for sure that the Nationals are the team to beat in the NL.  Some say the Braves are.  Some even say the Cubs.  Those people are wrong.  It’s the Nats.  Once…

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

So, what’s the hair transplant market in LA like? You staying pretty busy?

Fuck I’m full of takes today!

Sorry, but the GOAT of GOATs will always be Ali. 

I agree to disagree

Well, showing the patients without consent in the video, if even for a moment, does. And with 100 complaints, at least 7 suits, and a patient suffering permanent brain damage, this probably goes beyond her on-video antics.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Don’t overthink it!” is a surefire indicator of suckitude.

It’s the Seth MacFarlane of comic book blockbusters.