It’s perfect for smuggling dino embryos off Isla Nubar.

Stanton hit that ball so far

My Daughter has dated her boyfriend for over a year

I am not surprised that someone who looks like he hasn’t read a book also doesn’t know what a magazine is.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

You know the biggest individual factor in personal happiness is choice, right? Choosing to be happy.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

I disagree with your 20 minute live set proposal, but I agree with your killing jam bands proposal.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

If they move the clocks one hour forward, then the sun comes up later. If the sun comes up later, that’s less time it can melt the polar ice caps. Less ice melting means less sea level rising, which means Florida won’t be underwater for like another million years.

Tell your husband he’s right.

Doctors have reached no conclusions, but luckily Kinja commenters have it covered.

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

I agree. You aren’t being a killjoy at all. They have not made the tournament in 35 years and are a mid major. They have two wins where they trailed wth less than four seconds left. Making the Sweet 16 is a big deal for them and a nice story, whether they are a 5 or a 14 or anything in between.

Agreed. You can look at them and tell this isn’t your typical mid-major. They have size, shooters, athleticism and experience on their side. They’re extremely well-coached, fundamentally-sound and poised. They never panicked.

It takes nerves of steel to hit that shot in front of tens of people.

But then you also suggested that the Patriots bench Malcolm Butler for Super Bowl LII against the Eagles.