Pictured, the bear Sage was hiding from:

I can’t blame them. I know which country has the better hat:

Thoughts and prayers

Are you kidding?

What is it about blogging that makes people use so many words to say that they don’t care (or are beginning not to care in this case) about something?

That’s your own fault for being in Wrigleyville

Because when you have a chance to sign a 31-year-old with a history of arm troubles and just pissed himself silly in the World Series to the tune of 3 1/3 IP, 8 ER, 9 H, 0 K, 2 BB, 2 HR, you absolutely should!

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Also, all TV programming is down. It’s not the Super Bowl, it’s TV.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Awww, look at you thinking you matter

Given all the OT they probably clocked... yeah. Police were probably happy too.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

Hey hey hey, with modern medical science, a lot of professional athletes can live long terrible lives suffering from brain damage.

Dogs are much better than children. They don’t have to go to college, they don’t live too long, they don’t backtalk you, the state isn’t as strict about what you do with it, et al. Dogs are better than you.