stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

This pussy. He should run himself out there sick, get tattooed and blamed for the loss, and possibly compromise his health. Like a man.

Maybe he’s a democrat and doesn’t care about soccer 🤔

I sneak out to have a few “catch-ups” with a friend

When is comes to females cosmo ain’t got nothing to do with my selection.

It is hard to grasp such a thing but it’s true, he really is named Bubba Derby.

In response to this the Rays have already announced they’ll be expanding their netting to protect their seats.

I don’t think Beavis and Butt-head buried hair metal so much as they were the thing that feasted on it’s corpse. Grunge and Alternative buried hair metal, and Beavis and Butt-head is part of what flowed out of the ground. Winger was long dead by the time they started making fun of them.

I’m pretty sure the whole ‘Pluto: Planet or No?’ debate has led us to where we are today. It used to be that there were basic facts everyone agreed on. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. It was easy, there are nine planets, planets are cool, space is cool, we’re all on the same page. There aren’t a…

You can use your real name on here, Drew.

Oh, bless your heart.

Oh, please, Rodgers. He was smirking like a smug idiot when he got that phantom facemask call in Detroit. I love nothing more than watching the Packers lose and can only guffaw at them ever whining about blown/missed calls. The Patriots are probably the only other team in the league that gets more charity. …

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

obligatory

The South Park Marathon is a thing they’ve been doing all week leading up to the season premiere on Wednesday. It’s very similar to what the Simpsons did on FXX a few years ago except South Park isn’t running overnight and takes breaks for the Daily Show and after midnight stuff. It has been great having it on at work…