The only thing more embarrassing than the Jets draft picks are the grown men in that video who tie their happiness to them. 

C’mon it’s august and just when you think you know what will happen baseball will kick you in the nuts. The Yankees could totally beat the Red Sox in a 5 or 7 game series and you are fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

Rapping is easy, rapping well is impossibly hard. 

I think people don’t realize that rap isn’t fucking thought up on the spot usually. Most of that is worked out beforehand. I know people will say “INSANE FREESTYLE” but just because it’s not written down doesn’t mean it hasn’t been worked out before hand a little bit. The best jazz improvisers know the changes and…

Most people couldn’t make contact reliably on a bunt anyway. 

you can’t hit what you can’t see

Most guys couldn’t catch up to 90mph and would just see fastballs in the zone. I think the bigger question is could a guy ever get to a full count during the season.

So your argument is that it’s ok because he never thought he’d get caught 

Right? Some people are explaning ways that Hader has to face absolutely no consequences for a pretty big mistake. He’ll be fine in the long run, but why shouldn’t he have to prove it to everyone now?

There is a search function on twitter. I think it’s hilarious you think that they guy who found this tweet is a loser and society has a problem. This dude tweeted “I hate gay people” and racist things and other people are the problem. got it. ok. 

It was a completely different sport. Guys weren’t taught to get into a teams bullpen, they were taught to swing the bat and see ball hit ball. Not to wait out and grind out the other team. 

People cheat at far lamer things with far less glory or reward. Like guitar hero. 

Everyone I’ve ever met that does ultra endurance are always weirdos in a good way. 

in these 100 mile trail races every bit of hydration and nutrition matters, it probably didn’t make it a difference in this race, but rules are rules. 

The only thing more tired than people at he end of an ultramarathon race is this joke showing up in every running article on Deadspin. 

11/10 joke. 

all of the baseballs he caught over the years will be found feasting on his corpse.

I like PMT for stupid listening, but their interviews are a little too much jock sniffing. 

I think Drew forgoes the obvious shitty punchline quite a bit. 

So much of the time people think that being an asshole means you are funny, whereas it’s being funny is the most important thing. Most people just aren’t funny. Yes you can say that assholish thing, but is it wrapped in an original, funny thought? It’s tough to do, and most people fall flat on their face thinking…