Ooooooooh! Can I play?

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

Elon Musk loves it. That’s his whole business model.

We live in a Coen Brothers movie.

No.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

Yankees/Botox rivalry

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

any tips for ‘i could run 10+ miles without a break 4 months ago, but 3 months ago we had a kid and now im so bone-weary exhausted all the time that i can’t run 2 miles without walking even tho i am running regularly’?

If you can find a better car than the Dodge Daytona, buy it!

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

“Hold my beeah, kehd”

Congratulations Bostonians, you weren’t the most embarrassing white people in America today!

but unveiled the administration’s plans to fix and replace existing fencing with a “see-through steel wall.”

Yeah, in the past, I’ve just rolled with whole albums. Favorites(?) have included Harvest, The Stone Roses, Blue Lines, and Diamond Life (because Sade really is the sexiest possible musician). You’re right, though—coffee shop is a great vibe to aim for.

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…