People who brake on the highway.

I literally hope he drops dead. He’s that fucking evil. I don’t feel bad.

Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions III is worse than Betsy DeVos.

Of course, if police departments say “Our city is safer if people feel like they can interact with us without fear of being deported,” fuck that, right?

There’s so much to unpack here. Have you noticed that it’s harmful federal intrusion when trying to protect civil right but if a state legalizes pot that state is over stepping?

I’m not American, so I don’t think that I have much to worry about right now. But what I’d like to know is: are people like yourself and other Americans genuinely afraid of a nuclear exchange right now? Like Cold War afraid?

One of my motorcycle ten commandments: spend more on gear than you do on your first bike.

Off topic, sorry, but why not have an actual photo of yourself in your avatar, Jerry? Here you go, buddy:

“An electric wall, you say? Iiiiinteresting....”
- the pretendsident

I’ll just leave this here: https://istrumpatmaralago.org/

There’s a certain level of oblivious sociopathy needed to procure drugs for a death sentence under false pretenses.

I dont think Trump even knows how he sees himself.

Bull. Shit.

Only in your dreams, and Kim-Jong-Un’s, will he ever have enough firepower to annihilate the USA, or ever come close. In a few years he might be able to take out a small chunk of a city, which would definitely suck for the people who lived in that city, if he was lucky and the rocket didn’t fall to pieces on the way.…

He’s right: the Civil War was unnecessary. The South didn’t need to use slave labor and could have abolished it. The South didn’t need to form and army or an ad hoc government. They didn’t need to make a terribly backed currency or try and be an independent country.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

Thanks to Mel Brooks, at least we don’t have to wonder what the recruitment process for the extra border patrol agents will look like.

The Post got the 33,000 new beds figure wrong. The memo says ICE has “identified” 21,000 beds for long-term (>72 hours) detention, but only has contracts for another 1,700 and would need more money to buy more. It also says CBP has IDd space for 12,000 more people to be held in short-term (<72 hrs) detention. The…

Nah. A wide-brimmed fedora is classy as hell if you can pull it off (though that “if” is important). The trilbies that neckbeards so love, though? Those were never really properly “cool”.

Big props to those who can run a marathon - I couldn’t even finish this article about running a marathon.