MFG the whale tank is exactly what I thought of when I read that. To not be alone in the universe is comforting.

Double rec for Blue lines and Sade

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waterbed turns minutes to hours?

Ive had poop and pee but the absolute worst was a rotten milk goldfish cracker slurry under the passenger seat. My daughter hid a milk and crackers under the seat for later. We were in DC in July and under the seat it stayed for three 100 degree days until the cap ruptured and it poured out onto the floor. Choking…

Its a only a “choice” if you have been raised in a household where other options are present.

Problem: plane crashes kill 10s of thousands of people.

Aww now you im so conflicted. Do I watch, knowing that in the end our protagonists story arc will be fufilled as he learns valuable lessons from the events unfolding around him? Or Can I not watch having gained the knowledge that our Protagonist can only complete his story arc by suffering   the loss -not only of his…

GTFO Here! Ive only seen the first 12 minutes of that movie. Thanks for spoiling it for me

Naw, he was just holdin on too tight lost the edge. Turned in his wings. Now Maverick has his spot

No Cypress Hill on 4/20?

Burning man?

Starred for farm to tablin. Thats good stuff

At the rate my two year old is going he is going to try and find a way to get some gators or snakes in the ditch before jumping it.

My two year boy has alreadt gotten two separate sets of “hey y’all watch this” stitches. I always told myself its how you raise them, but my daughters simply make saner choices than the boy.

At least in Johnson’s case DNA testing is available and capable of establishing his guilt or innocence. Wouldnt you like to know whether he actually did it before killing him?

No. I bid YOU a good day. A better day in fact than yiu bid me.

I heart you. seriously that was a fantastic. Really though somebody said that bartendimg is easy. I pointed out that I lifted a compact cars worth of weight and dealt with the worst of people while doing it. In no way am I martyring myself. Just pointing out that it can be a physically and mentally taxing job.

I mean, if you think that a cop taking a kids drugs and sending him home or hitting him with a misdemeanor is the road to authoritarianism then we simply have a vastly different read on the slipperyness of this slope.

You have no way of knowing what the kid said or if he “doubled down”. This is alternative fact creation at its finest. All that had to happen was the officers ignore anything he says and take the bottle from him.

Yes they actually do. Every single border patrol in America can detain a person, and seize suspicious materials until the nature of the material has been identified. They may not have testing facilities on site but they have a lab somewhere that the liquid or material can be sent to. If they didnt want to go through…