For some reason I believe all Canadians hum Cotton Jenny while having sex so that was what I had in mind.

This makes me love Canada even more.

Thats awesome, I’m Sandusky and grew up camping on the Bass Islands.

Goddammit when I read the article I started humming the tune. I have a default mechanism that any Great Lakes tragedy triggers that song.

Thats exactly how Murtaugh sounded explaining the Hookers death in Lethal Weapon.

Who got bumped down a spot? Acute? I bet it was obtuse. It was obtuse wasn’t it? Always so evasive, makes them sort of unaproachable and aloof. I think thats a better name. Aloof triangles, do you know who I can call to get that changed?

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

Ya know I did notice a man at the local fish mongery with a pacemaker scar, now that you mention it.

Cmon Bohdi pull the cord!

Like mullets and jean jackets, clever poop puns never go out of style.

Its been fun calling out Cleveland bandwagoners here too. Since we signed power forward Derrick Williams people are expressing surprise that he was a number two draft pick let alone the same year as Irving and have no idea there was a serious debate between him and Kyrie. This happened 10 months after Lebron left…

He referenced a hypothetical single mother of two living in Detroit. He said we cant ask her to pay taxes for programs that don’t work. He actually referenced the person these programs help the most as the reason we should cut them.

No description of any gym is complete without an old man blow drying his nuts.

Just Two weeks ago I heard “Hes doing what he said he would do”. From Trump supporters here in Ohio. Now with these massive Lakes cuts, the healthcare nightmare coming and the Fed hiring  freeze those same people are going “WTF is he doing”?

What about this argument. Russ is playing for nothing. His team has no chance at a title so he is free to do whatever he wants because there are so few consequences. To me Isaiah Thomas is more MVP because his play actually matters in the determination of a champion.

Well for a reference point Lebron dragged less talent than Russ has in OKC to the Finals in 2007 and Dirk won the MVP Trophy.

More amazing that he and Nash played together. Never has a duo been the go to white guy comparison.

All I can think of is she is dating Bill Murrays character from Wild Things.

No lisa the only momster here is legalized betting!

Only more Florida thing is that same thing happens and 4 other people near Casey clear their throats and look around nervously.