I’m bouncing between Sally Field “you like me! And Nancy Kerrigan

To be fair segregation is still around this time too. But in 2088 when they return it should mostly be stamped out. Mostly

I scream like crazy when something goes right and then revert right back to panic mode. After Kips homerun I gave myself 1 minute of elation,accepted that we were going to win this game and then begsn worrying that we are going Bauer and Tomlin, with Klubes on short rest for a third time in a game 7. My brain is a…

Ouch! I just cut myself on your edginess!

I can rest easier knowing that while no one would be kicked out of school, much less prosecuted for gang rape, the rape victims would go through hell to get an abortion and - AND - those aborted cellular gatherings would be given a proper burial.

This is where you are failing to see the beauty of their logic.

Damn your right! Shot my mouth off a little too early

I hate that guy he’s also the guy that walks up and pushes the button while you are clearly standing waiting for the walk. Like you were too dumb to push the button, just standing there like a well dressed farm animal waiting for an impatiant alpha male like him to come along to instruct you to move.

All donuts have maple icing. Without the maple icing its just weird shaped breads

I want to argue with you but without Carrasco we are too thin on inning eating starters to play a protracted series and Chicago is too good to go down in 5.

Trying not to jinx Klube but if you’d watched him for the past 3 years this was a very average night for him. He doesn’t miss that corner, he is a robot.

Everytime I watch Newt speak I get the vibe that he is wearing women’s underwear. And every action is a defensive projection of that fact.

Dorky baseball guy who loved Yan Gomes. In the playoffs Ive really come to adore Perezs ability to not just make it look like everything is in the zone but also dig pitches out of the dirt. He is the all world Right guard that opens holes for running backs. He is the power forward who sets screens and only gets points…

+1 echo “jeeze you got a big mether region”.

Fuck you you dumb non pitch stat reading fuck

Bestest wife and kids ever keep me pretty occupied

Hey! I’m up working at that time. Although if I weren’t I would definitely be on speed so touche’ jujy.

I feel your pain fellow tender. I work every Tuesday nght which means on election day I get to listen to drunk white Guys bitch about the country going down the toilet because Im a white guy and therefore must be a Trump supporter.

Unnamed lackey: Mr Trump what, should we name the new network?

And if the Browns were a girl she’d be the most screwed up baby that the Jets girl had. Hue Jackson called a timeout yesterday to set up a hail mary for the Bengals. Don’t ever try and out screw up the Browns it cannot be done.