Hey! I resent the shit out of.. Ooohp nevermind Feuds back from commercial.

No chance, too dark. After the Nina Simone casting I'd say the front runners would be Gweneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lawrence, or a bowl of marshmallows soaking in a bowl of whole cream.

The best part about the whole thing is the coach’s rambling faint praise damnation of this poor weeping kid.

So edgy, you must be the sweet talking stud that REO Speedwagon was talking about

Ps to my response. If you actually -sorry in Kardashian terms - “literally” look up to this woman, every adult who raised you failed horribly.

Not a hater but I come at you nonetheless. She doesn’t own who she is because every single thing she releases has been photoshopped/airbrushed to death.

I say BS. You put any two reasonable people on the side of a highway and let two guys speed and weave through traffic and I guarantee ANY two Reasonable people will agree that’s a good way to get somebody killed.

Isnt what he did worse for society though? I mean your only defense of this guy is that he “didn’t realize” driving a car at high speeds while weaving in and out of traffic could result in death? Isn’t that a far worse person? Someone so sociopathic that they can’t see how insanely dangerous their actions are. Say…

Or you charge him with the most severe charge and he pleads to lesser but still severe charges. Saves court time and costs, the prosecutor saves face gets a conviction, and the guy gets 8-20 instead of life. That would be my guess as to the heavy charge.

I’ve worked in bars/nightclubs for far too long. I have given up on finding the “perfect” way for women to say no to guys. The most consistent that works is if the girls say they are waiting for their boyfriend who works at the bar. Creepers very rarely go against the place he’s drinking. It still bothers me that…

Rec’d for keeping this comment section from going down the Dwayne.

What did Lenny Bruce say? Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say “Fuck the government”.

Why would Kam just show up at a shuttered business and expect anyone there to be able to help him purchase the business? I can think of 1/2 dozen more effective ways to get information about buying a property that don’t involve knocking on the door of a place that is no longer open.

If the place is out of business then they have no potential customers. Why on earth wouldn’t he just call the property owner?

I feel like right now all of Seattle are the Gutman’s from What About Bob, cackling as Dr Marvin’s house explodes.

(Pssst, that was a movie guy- not real, bad example)

I can just see Trump getting wind of this guy and feeling he's perfect to balance out the ticket.

I’m always suspicious of people who habitually wear clever hats. Clever hat people are basically lumping themselves into a group with asshole horse racing fans and the personal guard of brutal Monarchs and Dicktators. The sillier the hat the more brutal the Dicktator.

Thank god someone else remebered Chris Jackson. I loved him as a college player. Phil is off in the sense that Steph is doing something record breaking on the pro leve, and Jackson sort of leveled off after college, but that kid could ball.

Excuse me but nothing and no one can replace Dion. Can Joe Johnson stand in a fixed spot flailing his arms, and sulking in disgust, when one of the two greatest players in the league choose not to throw him the ball? Can Joe Johnson clank 3'a from the top of the key and still be the last one down the court? Can Joe…