You might be just the man I’m looking for! I don’t know if you are familiar with Rogue Plumlee theory but I may have one. I came across the remains of a young male Dunleavy. I assumed it had just wandered away from its family and been killed in a territorial dispute. As I continued on I came across an adult male…

So we’re all going to take shots at the white guy writer and ignore whoever photoshopped the fuck out of her legs? I love some Serena legs, thick powerful fantastic. Those things in the photo are lies. Manicured, airbrushed lies.

I see your poont and do agree to an extant. Hitler and Stalin are a very high bar for the “Histories greatest monster” title and we probably oughtn water that down by applying it to garden variety fascists.

I think the problem is that you are using Hitlers total body of work and comparing it to pre election Trump rhetoric.

Probably? Do me a favor and google Frank Jackson. Your joke might be all too real

Well at least I know why my kid’s school bus didnt show up this morning

I cant figure out whether your original comment or people not getting it was funnier. No just kidding, Hindusight was awesome!

I was lucky enough to be at an event a few weeks ago honoring several living Medal of Honor recipients. Thee were about two dozen men with different special forces identifiers on and I was stunned how very average they looked physically. I mean you could tell they were in tremendous shape but not one was a hulked out…

That was my thought too. I was a 150 (skin and bones) 18 year old life guard and I was capable of dragging 250 lb person around - while said person is flailing and fiighting.

That whole album reminds me

Respectfully, and yours is a great answer, the correct answer is Cowboy Dan.

Tearing the league to pieces? Aahhhhhhh, maybe not so much. If you had said he frayed the corners of its fabric yeah I’d give you that. Maybe loosened the leagues inseam stitching?

I give you every star I can only because I have been waiting endlessly to work “Guess he won’t be attending that hat convention”. Into a conversation for 20 years now.

Its actually on a sign above the exit from the locker room to the field. The players slap it as they walk out, as part of our tradition here.

You know the one everyone overlooks is getting to stay on your parents medical insurance until you’re 25 (I heard it might be 23 now but still).

It’s physically impossible to have never run into a bad women bartender unless you have a different grading scale for guys and girls. I know amazing and shitty bartenders of both genders.

See Ive narrowed it down to Don’t be an asshole. I’ve learned that if I handle my stuff and take care of people I’m making at least 20% on my sales. You get bent out of shape over a buck and its goong to effect your service to the next person which is going to effect that tip.

I don’t know, on Saturday I worked 8:30 -6 for OSU/Mich. I didnt sit down once, stopped once to pee. The register report tells us that each of the four bartenders made 6 drinks(or beers) a minute every minute for the duration of the game. I stocked 40 cases of beer afterwards, hauled about 300 lbs of ice and shoved a…

Psssst... These incidents you’re referring to happened at different schools.

I get it Im sorry. Just totally misread that. Huge plus for throwing a Razor/Kobe Lebron/Cena reference. I was a huge Scott Hall fan, you picked the perfect guy for the analogy.