: Electric Boogaloo

Don’t be fooled. That’s no Mario!

A little of column a, a little of column b.

Can’t tell if your showing your dissatisfaction with this, talking in wookie, or both.

I feel your pain. Cos you know MGSV is going to be a loooong game, especially with the multiplayer added in. I’ve pre-ordered both Mario Maker and MGSV, Zeus help me.

It pains me that this game has to come out shortly after MGSV. Sorry Mario Maker you will have to sit on the back burner for a while.

It’s because of scenes like this that I describe Jurassic World as a great comedy. The movie was so dumb why doesn’t everybody else see it.

This was a bad science decision.

I came to the comments to search for a NSP reference. Kudos (and a star) to you!

In the words of NSP: “It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown, but it was silent because in space there is no sound. Did I mention this take place in space? I did so shut your face. Also there were robots and sharks. O ya, fuck ya, it’s a god damn dinosaur laser fight!”

Came here just for this. You beat me to it.

This post requires the Dinosaur Laser Fight video from Ninja Sex Party.

“The answer to that question is Conquest.”

This one doesn’t apply, third person view is different from first person view. You don’t grow a second head out of your asshole in third person games, clearly a cameraturtle on a floating cloud is following you.

Ya I know, like where the hell is the Vision.

iTunes is dead? Thank God. That shitty program used so much memory on my laptops that I’m pretty sure I’d have trouble running Paint with it on.

Sure you can find a way to play Nintendo games on another phone but let’s face it touch screen controls suck. They’re awful. Any games that require a button overlay on the screen just don’t work. That’s why people want a Nintendo phone, I just want to play some actual Nintendo games with controls that actually work.…

Wait a minute, there are Hollywood actresses over 45!!! I thought that upon hitting 45 they were all either frozen in Carbonite or sacrifced to Tom Cruise or something.

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“The white kind”