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Cher can take it. She has survived and thrived through far greater problems than little ol’ me. Heck, she survived being married to Sonny Bono. She’ll outlive us all.

Great. Now I want a ham and mayo sandwich on pumpernickel bread.

I know I’m not supposed to be “snarking” on other women/moms, and I’m supposed to support everyone’s choices without contributing to the “mommy wars”. But I live around people who are a little like this, and I’m sorry but it’s getting old. No actual wife bonuses. But a whole lot of women whose lives revolve around

Oh, I KNOW. That is one man I wouldn’t mind banging like a drum circle.

Catherine Deneuve is still stunning at 71, but that outfit is hideous. She could look so much better.

This one. Me NEED! (That would be the one on the right, not the mother-of-the bride one on the left)

Sexting is embarrassing and regrettable and bad, and none of us can stop doing it. That’s the conclusion, anyway,

We don’t reuse needles in Mexico, it’s illegal, we have enough needles since they are provided by the government. Vaccination is mandatory here which is why the government provides vaccines for free for everyone. They say the problem was this is such a poor region that the hospital has almost no resources and could

It bears repeating that if you have not yet seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it. Even for someone like me who thinks fashion mags are mostly BS, you get an appreciation for the art of what Grace does and how much Vogue relies on her genius. Anna seemed to mostly be on “The Devil Wears Prada” damage control

OKAY THAT’S NICE BUT CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FAN BINGBING IS QUEEN HERE PLEASE

Who in the hell let George Zimmerman go to South Africa??

And? Between this “big reveal” and Jack White’s anger over the leaking of his tour rider’s special recipe for guacamole I’m seriously starting to wonder about people’s threshold for yummy secret recipes. Take it from a Latina, this deliciousness is hard to screw up aside from that cottage cheese abomination mentioned

I’m disappointed in Chipolte caving to bullshit pseudoscience and fear mongering. I’ll be eating eat Qdoba from now on.

Nah, that’s a myth. Exposure to oxygen is the problem, and the tomatoes don’t have anything to do with that.

As someone who lives in Missouri, I wish I could confirm this. I might go sharpie it on my plates, actually.