I, too, work in pharmaceutical R&D. One of the hurdles not mentioned is that it has to be a better drug than one already on the market. If Wellbutrin would be approved for female sexual dysfunction, I think this one would have some stiff (heh heh) competition. It increases circulation dopamine and has been shown to…

Wine is one of the best aphrodisiacs we know of. Could this be better?

Bingo. Wellbutrin already is a dopamine uptake inhibitor and increases sex drive in women, although low sex drive would be considered an off-label use.

I actually do have about 36 vintage scarves and I love them. Those 42 pairs of pants that don’t fit any more, though, need to go.

That’s better, yes. Thanks!

Let’s try to pass a law that makes it all A-OK to snap pics in the men’s room at the urinals and post it on the internet. I bet that shit would stop right there.

This one right here on the right is the best fucking dress I’ve seen for some time. It is not boring, nor is there any funky wacky thing that reminds me of a nude muppet or something.

Mossy forest floor dead log dress.

Once I got into my 30’s my mom decided for some reason that she could unload all her affairs into my ear. We went for a “girl’s weekend” just the two of us to a fancy hotel and I don’t know what got into her and why she thought it was something I needed to know. She had screwed half the men at work, some of the men at…

Rape rape rappity rape rape. Angry angry angrity angry. Gawddammit shit mother fuckers. I need new curse words. Feeling powerless to help.

Jaquoozie!

Jesus. And I don’t say that in a worshipful way.

She’s going to have to sit through dinner and a program like that? Awkward.

This is a gown made of bedding made of food (cheese/eggs) and muppet parts. Nope.

I am a 5’10” cis female, but never have been girly. Women’s clothes have never been long enough in the arms and legs and roomy enough in the shoulders for me. Men’s clothes just fit better. I’ve tried to femme it up with scarves and such. The stretchy long yoga pants craze has been a miracle for me - had to wait 55…

I see something of Eileen Wournos in these eyes.

Relationships are overrated, unless you happen to be in the lucky minority that has found a truly compatible mate. It has greatly simplified my life and reduced stress to see people when I choose to see them rather than have them up in my grill 24/7.

I much prefer living alone (with dogs) than being aggravated all the time. Never again. Much. Less. Stressful. I am built for this.

All my childhood memories of innocent fun and giggling while playing Twister with my friends came crashing down in the late '70s when I learned that the game was central to sex parties at the time.

Celebrity watching was so much pithier when Liz was writing. Jezebel may be carrying the torch, though. Nice job on the fun gossip rag roundups.