I installed Porsche 2000 on an old Asus netbook just to demonstrate how the 'low powered' processors of modern times are more than overkill playing games made before 2008 or so. The graphics, with present-day low-overhead enhancements like FXAA, could be even referred to as adequately good.

More like "The Scream" to me.

Where's the caution light that says MAIN BUS B UNDERVOLT?

There can be only one...

BROWN THUNDER

Might need to do Super Duty to clean up the resultant car-nage.

Jason should name the RV "The Highlander".

I wonder if one of them is named BLUE THUNDER.

Hilarious, with the sound of thunderous flushing.

I think they need to release a Motorhome Mayhem pack. Race all the motorhomes!!!111one

Oh yes - the Viper-type car was one slippery beast. The "cartoon" style slipping and sliding of GTA:SA's driving physics didn't help either.

I still play SA regularly, if only to cruise around peacefully until someone tries to run me off the road for no reason. Cue Hong Kong movie style hilarious car chase!

The spinning maneuver reminds me of the stuff you needed to master in Need for Speed: Porsche 2000, where one 'career' involves testing vehicle handling in various insane ways as a factory test driver.

The plastic thingie in the Model X's 'grille' makes it look like Hannibal Lecter.

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It kind of looks like Hannibal Lecter to me with that covered up grille. Like it's being gagged or else it will eat all those beige Toyotas off the highway simply for being beige.

That roflcopter looks all mashed up to the side. Use some HTML code!

Jalopnik is like Bacon.

Without it, the world is not worth living in.

I will then comment one type of car should be scented like Cow Dung :)

Don't forget French Lavender and Tea Rose.

Scion will retaliate with its fragrance of hospital disinfectant to wipe away that gross rotting stench.

It's all fun and games until Skunk Motor Werke introduces Chanel No. 5 as their "corporate scent" making everyone run out of town for fear of being suffocated to death in overwhelming musky pungence.

I like the scent of hot metal, unburnt hydrocarbons and used motor oil.

It's comforting to be in a competent garage :)

Death with the aftertaste of jasmine green tea!