Seriously, the thought of most of my meals consisting of roasted vegetables and fish makes me want to binge on fries. I now find myself wondering what kind of fries would be best with salad. Shoestring would be perfect, or curly; but steak fries would just be overkill. Breakfast would be good idea.

I don’t believe in cheat foods or days but disregarding that part, you can be bad with salad, specifically antipasto salad. So tasty, so fatty, so proteiny in the best of ways.

There used to be a salad that Sweetgreen offered with soba noodles, avocado, corn, sesame seeds, and cilantro with sriracha and a miso-ginger vinagrette. I’d always have falafel added to mine. It was like a delicious creamy/carby/noodley bowl of fire with the occasional bite of spinach. It was probably the most…

You’d be surprised:

Maybe it’s shorthand for salad smothered in dressing with a side of fries. Maybe she mixes fries in with her salad to be wacky. Maybe she’s delirious with hunger.

what if it’s a taco salad in a tortilla bowl drowning itself in ranch?

Ouch! But probably not totally untrue. Then again, I sound like a cat stuck in a well when I sing, so who am I to judge! It would have been nice to get a bit more Britbrit. The “oh you naughty boy” shoves were cute! And the French Kissing boys. It was like being back in the 90s/early 2000s!

She did seem like she might have been a bit fuzzy on some of the lyrics :-/

Krasinski is still on my shitlist for starring in the Michael Bay-produced anti-Hillary screed.

I think some of the time we couldn’t hear her because she was just lip syncing along.

Maybe she’d french kiss a guy and tickling is BDSM? Perhaps “Oops I did it again” means “Oops I turned into a Duggar-level prude again” That would explain the full turtleneck head to toe red latex body suit coverage at least.

Ben Affleck seems like the kind of person who chooses to be miserable.

I will never tire of this pic. So much existential crisis, so much leather.

Good. Lochte is a fucking douchecanoe.

I’m physically disabled - whenever I see or hear disability being used as a slur, it’s a gut punch. When what you are is considered the biggest insult you can throw at another person and it’s used so regularly so casually, you are made very aware of your position as a second class citizen. I know that a lot of common…

“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

I don't feel like cunt is a strong enough word.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

he was doing a standard retard, waving his arms and sounding stupid