I feel like I definitely knew "good" at some point, but definitely can't remember it. I also could count to 10 and held on to that for a while, but alas, it is no longer in my repertoire.

I KNEW I should've made my ex teach me more Russian! A year and a half together (and 5 years since we've been broken up) and all I've retained is hello, please, thank you and potato. Sigh.

To be fair, I don't think Kenan in drag is supposed to be a replace-all-black-women thing so much as a make-fun-of-certain-black-women-who-are-bigger-and-maybe-masculine-ish thing (ie, Whoopi Goldberg and Aretha Franklin). They should absolutely have a black woman cast member, but that (hopefully) doesn't mean no…

This ground has already been trodden, but I must add: rawr.

I'm pretty sure I've only had skirt suits through my whole professional career (ie, for interviews, for ~6 years). Oops.

This looks like a spoof. Cannot be real!

If I ever had a nanny (HAHAHA yeah right like I could afford that), I think I would prefer an immigrant with good references. I want my kids to grow up bilingual and that seems like the perfect thing.

Can "as deamons do" be the new "in my pants" that we just add to every sentence for funsies?

I frickin' love capybaras. They remind me of my boyfriend, even though he really doesn't look anything like a capybara. But they're like his spirit animal. And so fricking cute!

So, random question. Have any of you ever heard of/had done a lip repositioning surgery? I have a very 'gummy smile' — more than half my smile is gums, and I've always been super self-conscious because of it. I found a dentist in NYC that does this surgery — basically, they cut and reattach the tissue above your…

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but why are some people so obsessed with certain actors getting ALL the roles? I mean, I get that Idris Elba is an attractive man, but every time there's some casting up in the air it's like "IT SHOULD TOTALLY BE IDRIS ELBA!!!11!!" He's only one man, he can't be in all…

I lol'd IRL at the "his really really big ackman". It took me a second and then I was like

Looking at pictures and thinking of the day make me sad, but I have to be honest, I'm a little tired of all these tweets/facebook status/extended discourses about it. I wasn't there, I didn't know anyone, and I know that most of the people who tweet/post are in the same situation. Granted, I live in NJ so there's a…

I love the "derp derp" description. I don't listen to country but a lot of my family does, so I hear about stuff peripherally, and that is pretty much my take-away from most country music. It's all about drinking and how cool your truck is and redneck pride. The female artists tend to show more range of emotion and…

Which version of this? I saw the BBC version with Thorin Oakenshield (aka Richard Armitage), is this a different one? I saw the miniseries and then had to read the book.

Age: 21

For some reason it's really surprising to me that it's taken this long to have two female anchors.

I guess I'm lucky that I have a BF who is neater than I am; I do the cooking and he does the cleaning, sometimes we swap, and it works for us. Usually.

and studyspanish.com DUH how could I forget that one?! So much grammar practice!

Quizlet.com and Quia.com are fun for vocabulary and structure. You have to sort of know what you're looking for (like "Present tense verbs" or something), but there are tons of options. They have flashcards and games that I always recommend to my students, and I've used myself when preparing for particular things.