tyler hansbrough was the greatest duke killer of our generation

Common misconception, but a misconception nonetheless: Pitt hasn’t been a “defense-minded” system since Howland left. Dixon was and is one of the best offensive minds in the country. You’re (not just you, basically everyone) mistaking slow play for good defense.

doesn’t the wrist surgery that blake bortles just had/just scheduled complicate the “only guaranteed for injury” portion of your analysis?

it’s almost like this entire article was ill-conceived and poorly thought out!

counterpoint: No.

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you can tell me he’s an atlanta-based immigration lawyer, but until proven otherwise I’m gonna go on thinking that Chuck Kuck is a washington generals-like character on hannity’s radio show

this guy is awful but the list of those campaign contributions looks a lot closer to a quarter of a million than a quarter of a billion dollars

the astros did not hit 27 home runs in the world series

as opposed to the submersive experience of actually being there

The worst store is Babies R Us and it’s not close. It’s not even that none of the products are where they should be, or that none of the products you see on the floor are actually in stock (although those things help).

well, if nothing else it’s much better than the modifier they use in alabama

I always got confused over Dean Palmer...was he a real MLB player or a character from Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball for SNES?

“the calculator does not account for taxes, nor does it add in the childcare expenses you would save”

I don’t think tennys rhymes with tennis, it’s just the same word (phonetically)

Telly tried to avoid AIDS by only partaking in greens, too

surprise eggs, blind bags, and daddy finger songs

that first block quote (while interesting) doesn’t really correspond to its colon introduction

if you get a job offer at a new place, you basically have to go to your current bosses and try to see if you can wring enough money out of them to make you stay, right?

if your vacuum says that paul george is better than klay thompson, you need a new vacuum. an oreck or a dyson or something.