“even if he stops being a teenager”

this is like jeopardy, you asked a question in the first sentence and then answered it yourself in the second

Chavo Guerrero, Jr., not Chavo Guerro, Jr.

of course there’s such a thing as too much parity. we have it, right now, with 28 teams who are all the same. superteams are good.

which is.....the point of the article, as it stands under the current rules

I think you missed the point of the article, which is that there is TOO MUCH parity

I think you transposed the percentages. They have to have a higher percentage of keeping their pick the worse their record is.

no, the problem was that they didn’t show up on time to check their bags, period. their attempted work around was to leave one person behind, on a new reservation, with all the bags. there is no calculation that has one person, even if he has CK status, with the ability to check 19 bags for free or anywhere close to…

well. the defensive player, not the offensive one initiates the contact.

Everyone Saying This Movie is Good Makes Me Think It’s Bad has to be a millennial thing, right?

knew that the comments were going to contort themselves into this somehow being Bad. did not disappoint

why do people always assume that “takes a day off of your life” means that the day is coming off the back end? I guarantee you that Big Teleport is taking one of your primo youthful days (it’s buried in the terms and conditions) or the day after you retire or the day you make your last student loan payment. they…

isn’t the end result that people will die true with 100% accuracy no matter the topic?

so if your rights are infringed on just a littttle bit, you should ignore it?

why would you not bet on it

oddities abound over an 82 game schedule, but isn’t it kind of weird that the rockets and mavericks, division opponents (rivals, even) whose arenas are separated by like 3.5 driving hours, played their last regular season matchup of the season on December 27?

there is a steven king short story called The Jaunt (I believe) that is basically exactly this premise except that your body doesn’t age during the years but you’re conscious. and it’s like 500 years or something. that is horrifying

yeah I don’t think it would be a mistake to fail to consider the player’s feelings

counterpoint: no nba player is ever “ready to scrap” on the court, ever