Here's my question, if you've got your face overflowing with paralyzing fillers, why even bother trying to smile on the red carpet? They'd be so much better off with a fashion model type scowl or pout.

Allow me to translate abuser-speak:

You don't want to be a father? Make sure you don't leave your sperm somewhere it might come in contact with an egg. Simple. Birth control is everyone's problem.

Imagine how short the cutoffs at Coachella must have been for her to say that.

Deleted cause someone already posted the same thing.

How do they know that this will keep you in love with your spouse versus fall in love with someone else? They can get the chemical in your brain but they can't predict what it will actually do. Unintended consequences!

How embarrassing. And ROTFLMAO (old school style) to all of you ranting about privacy.

Err, the woman in the linked article didn't kill herself. She jumped out a window but she survived. Am I missing something or is the author?

Thank you- someone needed to say that, apparently. There are far too many people in the comments above who seem to sincerely agree with Tracy.

Can't figure out if serious...

This is hysterical. He gave them a deep faux-tan. lol.

It's shitty but gloriously so. My favorite guilty pleasure show. Some people love Real Houswives, I love PLL.

I was watching Bunheads last night and it was the same thing. Hate that about Amy Sherman-Palladino's shows.

I've noticed some weird things with food on the show too. And all the actors talk about their latest cleanses on twitter. But, of course taken out of context and edited with zooms all of this comes across and super weird. Like, Hanna and her Mom were having money problems which is why they didn't have any food once…

Yup. When a white president is doing it they're all "If you're not doing anything wrong you've got nothing to hide." When a black president is doing it... impeachment.

Ehhh. Now he's stuck in Hong Kong for god only knows how long. I don't think he did this for himself. He had a nice life. Now he's got shit.

I've officially crossed the line into Oldhood. When I saw this young man my only thought was that he threw his entire life down the drain all so the internet could joke about Obama knowing about their embarrassing love of fan-fiction. Kids, take note, this is what happens when you do the right thing. You get screwed…

The expression on her face- it's almost like she knew this was going to happen when they were shooting the picture.

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