also, “You have to be cruel to be kind”. But only in the right measure.

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

I have lived in Fredericton...I doubt it was much of a career.

I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.

I got a free year of MLB TV for being a T Mobile customer, and thanks to the VPN on my work computer, I will be able to watch in market games! Heyyyohhhh!

T-Mobile customers get the whole year free if they sign up this week, too:

Yes because if there is one place where dumb satirical comments aren't welcome, it's here.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

she probably makes the pseudo ‘scratch sound’ WICKA and moves her hands like an air turntable while cocking her head to the side.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

It is, as they say, good kinja.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

I’m just impressed by a post this early.

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Let’s DO THIS THING