Never thought a man would betray his race for a donut.

There is a pattern here but I can’t see it. Maybe after Nice pays FC Dynamo Kiev £12 million to take him it will become obvious.

I assume is girlfriend’s name is Miko.

Everyone knows that Jesus’s that BABIP was unsustainable beyond the one season.

Not sure you understand how recruiting works.

Nice to have the Michigan nuts spending a little time at the ol’ Deadspin.

Further proof that democracy has failed is all.

“I really wish Varsity Blues was a TV show” said no one. Ever. in all existence. Past or future.

Does her much higher testosterone level give her an unfair advantage against those she runs against? All other things aside, if the answer is yes, then the conversation is, at least, partial about fairness.

I don’t know, maybe stop with the stupid fucking reboots. Just do a heist movie with a decent director, written by a talented screenwriter and starring a women in the lead roles. Not everything has to be a reboot. Sometimes we can strive for originality. Sometimes.

Is the one where James Cameron drowns and the world is saved from the awfulness that is “Avatar” (and Avatar 2....and Avatar 3....and Avat.....)? Best.Ending.Ever.

Depends on what you mean by pedophiles.

Voting didn’t help. Even if you vote for the losing candidate, you are granting the winner legitimacy. Nothing will change until we refuse to give our permission.

Let the criminal investigation begin!

Sports would be more interesting if all players were on PEDs.

I’ll take a shot.

Lucky. I ever drew better than the 3rd pick.

Fatherhood is a performance just like everything else. It’s just not the same performance as “pregnancy”.

Didn’t they say the same about Wade Boggs? Seems like the kind of legend that surrounds a certain kind of hitter.