Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

Must have grabbed the wrong helmet.

Personally, I think the issues start at the back. Over the last couple years, the back four have been a revolving door as Hummels and Boateng have moved on and nobody has really come in to make the center back (or even full back) position totally theirs. As a result, Löw is constantly tinkering there. He’s even…

Bodhi has aged well.

Fascinating.  The only man I’ve ever seen with 3 different colored eyes. 

seriously, what the hell?

You’re talking about a guy who posted the helicopter crash that killed Leicester City’s owner.  He’s got no talent so he resorts to snuff for clicks. 

Yeah that title race was nice and all but did you see Adama Traore dribble for the last ten minutes of that Liverpool match?

“fluent in sarcasm”

+217 dog hours.

Come on dude. At least try. 

Also, they play in New Jersey.

So true. 

YES!

You spend your weekend nights watching Home Improvement re-runs?  God you are sad. 

erhhh erhhhh erhhhh erhhhh erhhh 

well played

I didn’t realize I wanted them to lose so much until I saw that headlining picture. 

People just don’t understand. Tennessee is our real rival. I wish them eternal futility. 

oof