This guy doesn’t sound like a good person. 

Plight of the greys to have this joke first and lost in the pile. I’m happy it’s getting the love it deserves though.

Guy sounds like a dick.  

Jesus dude

Sasha Kaun

Cherokee, I have a watch. CHEROKEE, I have a watch. 

+ Austin Croshere

If this is the best the Geneticlab can come up with, we’re screwed as a species. 

WALL-E

Are... are these video game characters reading me news? 

the other article about this match was much much better

Dukakis ‘88

TBF, there will always be blunt criticizing when Lil Wayne is in the room.

“Put your phone away.”

Really should have used arse.

It’s a terrible feeling to be accused of slashing.

Looks like he scuffed the puck off the heel of the stick which explains why it was moving slow enough for him to get the stick out in front of it.

Bryce Harper traveled. 

THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!