As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

Or, more likely, Chappelle is just an asshole.

I love it when people use "Way of life" as a euphemism for "Chattel Slavery". 

The confederate flag should be treated in the US like the Nazi flag is in Germany.

Much to the bitching and moaning of every alt-right “gamer” who’s going to cry “censorship”

“Established Lore” Like Overwatch doesn’t play fast and loose with that constantly anyway? They’ve made an official practice of defining as little as they can get away with.

Welp there goes my dream of playing as Shooty McShootface

I’m sure the 6 people who care about overwatch lore are big mad lol.

I would have rather liked the McCree dev change his name. This video game character did absolutely nothing wrong, and yet he has to go through a name change because of what someone else did? That’s unfair.

Dont you bring Community into this

Chapelle seems to be playing the Jerry Seinfeld card. Jerry said he couldn’t do college shows a few years back. What Jerry failed to realize, is those college kids’ parents found him funny. Of course he wasn’t going to do college shows, ever. He plays charity and award shows for millionaires (at least). Chapelle is…

This is why I can’t ever get behind Harley, no matter what they do with her. She’s a horrible, horrible person with a truly astonishing trail of bodies behind her

To be honest I don’t really understand the facination with open-world games. Sure, there are some REALLY fun ones out there, but it also feels like it’s one of those words that makes people instantly froth at the mouth and slap the ‘masterpiece’ stamp on games instantly.

Breaking news: Larger scope of project means it is harder to complete!

The police really don’t want the locals suddenly expecting them to book everyone who does this. The asshole lobby is a strong one.

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Literally the fucking point. Sorry you’re mad Spider-Man was being Spider-Man.

If you’re annoyed at Spider-Man quipping and having a deep moral core then I’m not sure why you like Spider-Man.