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Oct 27 2019
46

Since this is Max “what broken nose” Scherzer - “back spasms” must mean literal scarab beetles crawling around under his skin and chewing on his muscles and tendons, a la 1999's The Mummy. 

Oct 21 2019
12

OK, in all seriousness, why do we not have these kinds of brawls here in the US (outside of Philadelphia)? And why does it seems like it’s exclusively soccer? We’ll have the occasion brawl in the stands but nothing remotely close to these kinds of events. In my memory, the closest thing I can think of is the Malice Read more

Oct 8 2019
56

“Sometimes, obviously, your moral compass can trump business interests. And it can cost you your job. Look at the Colin Kaepernick.” Read more

Oct 2 2019
57

I’m so excited to see who Dan Snyder tries to hire in the offseason. It’s going to be absolutely ridiculous. There’s always Bill Cowher, but that’s almost too boring. He’s going to call Urban Meyer. Could this be the time to bring Bobby Bowden into the fold? It very well could. Is Mark Rypien available? 

Oct 1 2019
24

Disagree that the A’s are chum. Baseball is funny. They could beat Houston in a microscopic five game sample.

Sep 18 2019
255

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.
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Sep 18 2019
43

Jesus. Would be great if Archer had the jam to say ‘innocent until proven guilty but if he’s guilty we want him gone’.
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Sep 9 2019
23

Ah yes. Roethlisberger & Bonds, two of the biggest egos in the history of Pittsburgh sports. They should join heads (pun) & make ice cream: Ben & Barrys Douche Nozzle Cherry Swirl.

Sep 9 2019
199

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape? Read more

Sep 8 2019
29

I find Pittsburgh Pugilism to be far superior...hmm.

Aug 27 2019
10

The absolute slowness of football is hidden by replays of catches and non-catches and bone-crushing tackles from every angle. Read more

Aug 27 2019
30

This is a great piece, Neil. Actual data to investigate some of the commonly-spoken claims! Imagine that! Read more