You know, I’m an old-school guy who likes guys who run balls out and run off and on the field and are focused on playing the game the right way. Gardner is the antithesis of Odubel Herrera. He’s like a clown.

#roboumpsnow

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

European soccer fans racist? Surely you jest...

How the fuck am I not on this list

Putting juice in the ball might be the best way to get the kids interested.

You think the kid is unimpressed with his dad now?  Wait till he is a teenager.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

Where was the Dodgers 1B coach? Turner looked like a dumbbell having any part in that conversation at all. It’s not a democracy. The batter doesn’t get to vote on who is ejected and who isn’t. He should’ve taken his base and been happy about it. The 1B coach should’ve dragged him up the baseline.

Brewers appeared in ‘82. Switch them with the Mariners