Funny you should mention that, because I laughed out loud for the first time in a while at the dude asking if he can never drink or smoke again because he had kids. 

At least Billy didn’t write you a 3500 word email sentence to tell you everyone thought you were kind of an asshole.

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Badgers opened a can of whoop ass on Michigan.

Holy shit, I knew this website would go to hell under the new ownership but the amount of ads on this article is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.

Madison, Wisconsin resident checking in here. Hi. We had a minor league hockey team years ago called the Monsters, and they had the best logo/jersey of all time.

I fall asleep to Futurama every night.

Friends is boring, charmless and terrible and when I came back from a term abroad in college and was stuck in the freshman girls’ dorm as a senior (but I had a single so, eh) all I could hear from the rooms around me were Friends and Dave Matthews Band. A profound euuurrggh to both.

Remember, it’s a midwestern school. That’s the Splinter method of noting it’s not near New York City and thus sucks by definition.

I star all things that are proof that The Simpsons did it first.

What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?  Haribos or GTFO.

What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?  Haribos or GTFO.

LOL. Hotter take, there is no valid reason for the existence of Gin. Blech!

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

Please don't make this out as something cool. Fucking idiots are wrecking our public lands right and left. A fine and a night in jail are good punishments and I'd ban her from all national parks/monuments for 5 year's

Could this possible be anything but a coordinated campaign BY the USWNT asking teams to do EXACTLY THIS? I see zero indication these men’s teams came up with this idea.

other than malinda being very annoying, i don’t see the problem here.

He lost that foot climbing mountains of refined sugar.

Giant crosses, biblical sayings - extra points if they’ve used a semi-trailer to hoist their banner instead of paying extra for a billboard.