Lebron doesn’t wanna fuck with all that Space Jam 2 cash coming his way.

You mean the end of the first sentence.

If you’re not 100% in lock step with my thoughts, you’re wrong, enabling, and the enemy.

Be a real hero and go six pack and a pound and build your own. 

Mom's spaghetti

People are saying

Today was gonna be the day....

I prefer the at xxlarge angle myself.

Well they did blow it up

They are a bunch of children and they think yelling gets them attention

They’re too young to have any memory of it, and saying he actually won won't matter because it doesn’t fit the narrative of young, hip, and cool.

Yeah the fact that they get all the screeners and never have to enter a theater doesn’t help his point. 

That’s what the border visit is for. To make him feel godly again. 

Weed tax revenue should help. 

“One, _______ needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever ______’s not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking ‘Where’s _______?’.”

Scorpio 2020

Stupid is as stupid projects 

More like -3

If commecials have taught me anything, that tunnel sadly leads to a Buffalo Wild Wings. 

Gronk shrewd. The face to face was just to negotiate $1 more than the combined income of a WWE contract plus speaking fees from his tour of the Greek system.