Ahem. Former Jalopnik contributor Steve Lehto called and wants his drum back. :D

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

The UAW have themselves to blame. They have created a “Us vs Them” mentality between auto works and manufacturers over the years. The “I’ll take this company down if they don’t give me what I want” mentality is so ingrained in the UAW membership, why on Earth would any auto manufacturer want them? Why did the lose…

Fuck you Honda.

I don’t believe that mandatory safety inspections make the roads that much safer.

Neutral: I graduated from UTI in 2003 and got a scholarship to the Audi Academy and worked on cars for roughly 3-4 years. Truth be told the auto industry just doesn’t give a fuck about their employees. It’s all about how many hours you can flag in a day and nothing to do with the quality of your work. I was constantly…

But...but...but...this is Jalopnik. Isn’t the correct response to ask how many used Miatas you can buy with the refund?

First mistake: Following Tavarish’s advice.

That front wheel looks like a hub cap from Walmart.

Dude is still in a multi-World Championship winning driver car. Never count him a fast car out. If it can be done, he the car has the capacity to do it.

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

Yeah — it sucks. Jalopnik is the first thing that comes up on my browser, so I really can’t even go on my computer.

And we’ve got teenagers staying over in the room where the DVR is, so yeah... waking up early wasn’t an option either.

THIS!

But does the spoiler have to be in the headline?

Thanks for the spoiler alert. Some of us DVR the damn race and watch it when we wake up in the morning.

He’ll fit in Minnesota perfectly

“You can’t do this with a skiff and a Johnson outboard. Geez, give some credit where credit is due people.”