With the exception of trial (any maybe prelim depending on the state), a defense attorney essentially has no control over his client’s appearance when he is in custody. His hair cuts, his showers, even his access to razors is 100% controlled by the jail. Even during trial you can get showers and haircuts ordered, but…

My mother told me that if I ate the crust on my toast, my hair would grow curly. It made absolute sense to me, as adults were also telling me that dairy was good for my bones, and carrots were good for my teeth. So crust must be good for your hair!

aaaaand the groomsmen were sobbin, sobbin, sobbin....

.....whaaaaat

As a nurse, I can confirm that there are a lot of mean nurses. They are mean for a variety of reasons, but there are lots of assholes in the profession. Ignoring this and romanticising nurses only perpetuates the bullshit message of nurses as angels/natural caregivers and not what they really are: hard-working medical…

Marcy has more or less resigned at this point.

Somebody DID have a gun.

TBH, I don’t even know why they continue to sell any variety of superglue in a bottle large enough to be mistaken for eye drops. I mean, unless you’re about to sit down and mend 4,673 broken coffee cup handles in a row, that shit’s gonna solidify into a hard little ethyl-cyanoacrylate nugget WAY before you come close…

Damn, why did no one ever tell me that ‘macaroni raker’ was a career option?

“Dobby has been given socks! Dobby is FREE!”

Pictures like the one in the header make me think that she’s seriously been hypnotized a la Scooby Doo villain and is just being sent out as Huckabee’s stalking horse.

Holy crap. That is a complete ripoff of one of the greatest Family Ties episodes of all time. THERE WAS A KANGAROO IN OUR LIVING ROOM, ALEX.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Yes? No? For my first?

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

I have Burner friends who are far from rich who have been going for years. They go to disconnect and explore art and kink and all sorts of things. I would never want to go (couldn’t ever deal with the dust and dirt) but I see the appeal of a community of like minded souls where nobody scorns you for your…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Peak Midge Ure was probably Ultravox. Anyone who says “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” will be stung on the testicles by wasps. And Bob Geldof.

Doesn’t she? Like a badly-trussed turkey. Like a sweaty, half-cooked Lincolnshire sausage. Like a quenelle of foie gras that’s fallen behind the sideboard and been forgotten for two months. I could go on with the unfortunate food metaphors for quite some time, but I’m actually going to go die now so I never have to…

Holy shit. I applaud you for calling her out!