I brought my son to college on Sunday. He is lucky in that many of his friends from high school also are attending the same university. The roommate hadn’t left the dorm in three days. The roommate grew up in a very small town and was so out of his element, shy and scared. My son organized a “game night” last night…

My recollection is that he himself has said that the character he’s played who most resembles himself is Will in About a Boy. And Will is...a spoiled childish asshole. So yeah.

That is SWISS CHARD you peon! Good luck getting a sponsorship!

From Page Six: Sarandon said convention organizers are making it difficult to carry out “the will of Bernie Sanders’ people.”

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

Oh, like anti-white supremacist? I thought the word for that was “normal".

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

I got sent on an audition maybe 14 years ago for an ‘80s-style jukebox musical. (I can’t/don’t sing; my agent knew this; she sent me anyway because I don’t know why.) My monologue was Miller’s “plate of shrimp” speech from Repo Man, but on cocaine. I NAILED it. My song was “Take On Me” by A-Ha, because if nothing else…

When I was in high school I tried to get a job at Hot Topic. (Back when it was goth-knock off, not whatever it is today, ‘k?) Within minutes of starting the interview I knew there was no way I was going to get hired. They made me “audition” with two guys competing for same job. The guy interviewing me was as giant…

Argh. You got me. I watch the fyi network horror shows officially known as Arranged, Teenaged Newlyweds, and Married at First Sight.

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

god bless whoever wrote his wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(ca…

This exemplifies the spirit of nom nom nom. I have tears in my eyes.

This is how I go up a latter...

There are some Bernie bros I'd like you to meet too.

While I agree, factory farming is a horror and should be known and stopped, she can not be a vegan and still care about stopping puppy mills.