Ha! If that were true then we would tip at the beginning of the meal, and not like those assholes who put a pile of twenty ones on the table and take one away for each perceived inadequacy.

Awwww, is everybody here too young to remember Rupert Holmes’ “Escape - The Pina Colada Song?”

So, I was signed up for AshleyMadison. Before you dismiss me outright as an unfaithful jerk, though, I want you to hear me out. In a rather roundabout way, the website helped me and my wife reconnect in a way that would not have been possible otherwise.

I’ve lost 87 pounds since December and I decided today it was time to buy some new clothes. I was in 26/28 (barely, shit was tight) when I decided things needed to change. The stuff I got today was 18/20... I haven't been this size since high school. I cried while I was trying jeans on. I'm pretty sure the clerk at…

OF COURSE Guy Fieri went to UNLV and is a Raiders fan.

Can I just say how much I love Courtney Barnett? This album is the absolute shiznit. Her wordplay is sick and her delivery is sublime. Avant Gardener was my song of last spring. You have to love her intonations to like her live, but since I do, it was awesome.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

He was someone that us Arab kids living in the West could look up to and admire and be proud of. Sharif Ali was gorgeous, and not an orientalist caricature or some stereotype. He was an actual Arab, playing an Arab, in an epic Hollywood movie - a film that is nearly universally respected and adored. That is a huge…

They haven’t kept up with ANY of the multitude of studies that show that IUD’s are perfectly safe for nulliparous women. Clearly they’re running on outdated and bad science.

I’m one of these women who received an IUD for free in Colorado.

SECRET WIFE?

YOU GUUUUYZ!! After my hair falling out due to my accident, and being holed up recovering for MONTHS, I finally had a solo girly day! Got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and went to Sephora. Plus I did it all driving myself and WALKING without crutches!!! Feels good to be doing the everyday things I was missing out on…

The only thing that list is missing is “A sandwich in case a male coworker gets hungry.”

We could start a Pissing Contest alone on the fucked up effects of “daughter labeling”.

I apologise for nurses everywhere. we are not all as dumb as a box of rocks

Working cleaning at a hotel for three months has left me with the habit of leaving a modest tip and a few unopened beers everywhere I stay.

I found out yesterday that I got into the nursing school that I wanted! It’s an accelerated, 5-semester BSN program and I am excited and nervous—but a good nervous. Any advice from nurses or fellow nursing students?

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Now they need to bring back Koala Springs juice sodas.

I’ve felt that same guilt of feeling like I need to be exercising. Finally, one of my doctors told me to think about each physical issue I have. Would you expect a stranger with that condition to be working out in a traditional way? Of course not. For some people, everyday activities ARE their exercise. Fatigue is our…