pieforbreakfast
pieforbreakfast
pieforbreakfast

Everything about this story makes me livid, starting with their wanting to separate a family because "Marsha and I always planned to have five children". These abominations would split up traumatized siblings because it didn't conveniently fit in to their plans. That should have absolutely been a red flag right from

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

Sometimes when I'm alone in my car listening to NPR, I will repeat the stories in an accent. Especially if the reporter HAS that accent, because then I can perfect it. But also just randomly, I'll just repeat after the host, reciting the story using a British, Scotish, Australian, Indian, French, Russian, or some

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

I got nearly a perfect score on that test, so aren't I like, an authority on this issue? I'm going with that notion. IT IS BLUE AND BROWN. You're all very welcome.

I love reading these on Mondays, and as I was reading today I thought about the server at my parents' favorite Italian chain restaurant (not Olive Garden, but similar). My parents are in their mid-70's, my dad has dementia and my mom has...she likes to rifle through her coupons. It's a big deal for them to "get out,"

WHERE IS THERE SOUP

Um...why wouldn't you just say "we really miss seeing you alone. how about the husband watches the kid tonight to that we can have an old timey girls night?" What the fuck is so hard about just saying what you mean?

I'm so sorry that you're going through this. I know it's your dad so it's a bit more complicated, but lots of us have stayed in ugly relationships because "no one else has loved us like them". But know this: you deserve to be loved better, and someone will come along who will. I promise this person will show up, but

I just wanted to point out something you may not know. The mental health community is trying to change the language of 'committed suicide' to 'died by suicide'. The change is to help reduce the stigma that people suffering from severe mental illnesses have 'committed' something shameful and are making 'selfish'

TOTALLY DID THAT. I was terrified that if I didn't rotate the animals out of the primo sleeping area of the bed that they would get jealous of each other. (Also anxiety.)

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was

Around age 7 I was obsessed with Transformers. When my parents bought a Suburban I was convinced it was Optimus. I would lie down in the third row and talk to him. We were going to get married.

It's not really a new concept, most states used to require testing. In fact Montana still has a blood test requirement. I just want to know why he thinks this is necessary now when almost all states have gotten rid of it.

There isn't a single high school dance memory I wouldn't trade for a tour of a chocolate factory

LADY MARY, IS THAT YOU?

I am a temp, in for a 4 month contract to cover an employee with cancer and I'm coming to the end of it. I am worried because this is the best job I've ever had, the pay is good and so are my hours. When it comes down to it do you know what makes this job the best I've ever had? I work my hours and no more and when I

That top on Palin is very "I buy my kids' friends beer."

Hey everyone! My partner of 7 years and I were married today! My parents flew down to join us and it was a beautiful day. We're legal!

I love the internet. I really do. It's one of humanity's greatest inventions. Here we all are with nigh immediate access to virtually the entirety of human knowledge, at the push of a couple buttons. Want to know how internal combustion works? Google it. Want to know how to forge aluminum ingots and make stuff out of