The old Hung Far Low.

TEAM PIE

If you can't tell the difference between a piece of literature and an invasion of someone's privacy, then there really isn't any point in me arguing with you. Show me a piece of literature whose sole purpose is to divulge personal information without the consent of participants and I will take back what I said. Until…

Oh, he's behind all this.

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

Crispin Brownslane is so good! I also like their Brut. One of our local fancy liquor stores has tons of their varieties, and I sometimes go a little nuts, but those are the ones I keep coming back for.

Most of what we learned about Columbine was wrong. It wasn't about bullying. It wasn't about revenge against jocks. There was no Trenchcoat Mafia. All of that was a lot of bullshit perpetuated by a lazy media. These boys were not alienated loners. They had friends. They both went to the prom. Eric Harris was a…

In the words of the great Dan Savage, DTMFA (dump that motherfucker already)

I feel retroactively apologetic to all the good servers at the restaurant in my hometown my drama club friends would frequent.

According to the original article the data is based on credit card data. So this isn't really accurate at all. I know a lot of people who pay the bill with a credit card and then tip with cash, which would show up as not tipping in this data.

Today's menu in the congressional cafeteria:

I am not at all sure. Nothing I have in a textbook was written by any of the teachers in my family.

I fucking love waldorf salad. I will eat that anytime.

everything feminism has come in contact with is repugnant

Has anyone seen this adorable video yet? It made my day!

I had a baby at 35 weeks last week. This is our first full day home and he is doing so great. And I'm doing great. After a terrible emergency c-section delivery two years ago and a bout of post-partum depression that put me in the hospital, getting a delivery that I am happy with is a huge accomplishment. And…

I'm a little worried about the Danish guy with a broken ski - last I saw of him, some nice-looking men were leading him towards the lion enclosure at the zoo.

The surgery will make you feel better. Focus on that for the moment. I will tell you when I woke up after getting my gallbladder out it was like I'd hit the refresh button on life or something. I hadn't realized how much I was just sort of existing with the pain (my doctor ignored my complaints so it took about a year…