Own it dude

...the moron(s) playing soccer in the snow

Scoreboard don’t lie

It’s a Hungarian flag turned sideways, duh!

Are you mental? You must be if you need this explained to you. Trust me nobody is calling for Neil’s head, except maybe this jackhole Canzano...and apparently you!

I’m sure your jump shot looks just like Ray Allen’s from every camera angle when you’re breaking fools off down at the Y

Not true, the stupid accent gives them a slight edge.

Wrong stream u DC fucktard, wait til yer 2nd rnd washout. Btw I like Marcin, but Wall is a blown out croud playing CUNT and so are u, jajaja...your team sucks...even in the east

“potential of the T-Pups figuring it out”

Not sure who USC Layman is, but pretty sure you’re talking about Meyers Lemon

Stop spending on the job time dreaming up flowery prose for your next deadspin comment and you might make a happy hour here and there!

But nascar just seems like an unconjugated spanish verb

Over the line Smokey!

Although quite hilarious, I’m hoping that’s not a handle Kawhi is claiming. Thinking dude musta just made that up.

Crash Bandicoot!!!!!!

Seriously, what’s next, is he going to walk/run/hop up to the plate and just tag the batter out? He must have played cricket as a kid.

‘Desperately rooting’ Aussies probably all laughing way too hard!

Sorry, you’re asking the impossible, it’s the official douchebag migratory destination. This is on you Fred Armisen! If you were talk about the Blazers, that ain’t happening either, have you seen our roster?

+1(2) pack of brown bottles only

Thanks for sending me on an hour long journey reading the backstory of the ‘87 season, I was 12, so have no detailed recollection. wtf? I’m more confused than ever. The Redskins QB situation seemed crazy, but that team was stacked. Players all over the place on offense and even more on D.