They’re not saying massage therapists are bad people - but any profession where you have extra access to unquestioned authority, children, or naked or otherwise vulnerable people has an extra responsibility to be especially diligent about practitioners because, as the quote points out, predators will automatically be…

Seconded. I got a full-body massage and mentioned to my therapist (female, about my mom’s age) that I carried tension in my lower back, and she was very clear up front that this would involve some glute work. She was super clear, professional, and respectful. It’s not hard to be a decent professional about this!

Uh if he was even remotely close to your vagina he was being inappropriate. I’ve never had a massage where they got anywhere near my lady bits. That is extremely off putting.

.....Dan, I want you......

thats a pretty bad take, dan.

My how relaxing. What an ass.

An inordinate amount of people are attracted to massage therapy because of sexual interest...Just like there was opportunity in the priesthood, there’s opportunity in the massage room.

Oh sure, it starts with a cutting board in the bathroom. Then it’s a head of iceberg lettuce in the shower. “Just this once”, you tell yourself, which of course is a lie. But it doesn’t matter. More and more often you catch yourself thinking about other vegetables next time...carrots, maybe radishes. Before you know…

Maybe if the ads didn’t slow my web browser down to dial up speeds due to their loading, I wouldn’t need an ad blocker.

I’m guessing that the ads at the top of the page (not to mention all the ones all over the place) are being blocked more and more, and people are not whitelisting the site in their ad blockers. I’m not because when I tried, the ads bogged down the page so badly that the browser crashed. They have to up the page views…

Aw, you have a wife ghost? I’m so sorry for your loss. And the fact that she’s haunting you.

Your opinion is good and you should feel good, because you are wise.

Tell me of this recipe!

Patrick - You obviously haven’t had our homemade Asian-inspired cranberry sauce recipe. We used to sell pastry tarts filled with the wonderful stuff, and our customers kept asking for those tarts long after cranberries were out of season.

We also serve it every year (without the pastry crust) on our Thanksgiving table…

You’re so wrong that when, at long last, you shuffle off this mortal coil having enjoyed a great life, all will read the following epitaph: “He died the way he lived, choking on the tasteless praises of coloured gelatin from a can.”

“That recipe which is endlessly changeable and adaptable because you make it yourself? It’s too sweet or to bitter. And it’s too chunky. That’s why I prefer low-quality, unadaptable, nearly inedible cranberry Jello.”

I’m pretty sure my wife ghost wrote this article. Also, she’s wrong.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad! If you’ve been subjected to cranberry sauce with only two ingredients I can’t blame you, though. That would be pointless at best.

I’m sorry y’all weren’t smart enough to have a buffer between Halloween and Christmas but here in the country with actual summers, no one is going to be eating turkey, fixings, and twelve kinds of pie when it’s still in the 70’s for most of the country.

I’m sorry but the correct answer is: All the time.