Oh man. I'm also fighting tears of jealousy. The best gift my mom gave me was a really strong sense of what NOT do/be. Worse yet, I think all the time about how my horrible relationship with my mom—who I cut off communication with two years ago—will play out in my relationship with Baby Arubina :(

Awesome! What's your daughter's first name?

Hang in there, girl. How long have you been at this school? That is not cool.

I'm also a teacher! What does your leave look like? I am due Sept 30, but I am totally hoping for an October baby.

It's terrible. When I see Jon Hamm, I just see Don Draper! Which made this especially hilarious.

When are you due?! Girls' names are HARD. The boy was a no-brainer.

Middle names are still in the air: we're thinking of Maeve, Elise, May, Gwendolyn.

Hey Jezzies! I am getting my anatomy scan on Thursday, so I'll finally know if baby arubina is a boy or a girl! Since we only have a name for a boy so far (Owen), tell me what you think about Margaret vs. Eleanor for a girl.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson looks like a vaginal superhero.

Ummm, I thought that Bobby Flay was happily married to ADA Alex Cabot—-I mean, Stephanie March!

Poorly played, Jez.

Um, the same song for the first dance at your first AND second weddings? That is the worst idea I have heard all day and I work with high school students.

Any word on his accomplice?

It's not selfish. But you should know that Chicago is the coolest city in America.

Jezzies who have had babies—-when will I feel the baby move? I'm 16 weeks now. How will I know it's the baby and not gas? What does it feel like?

Agreed. This is a fucking complicated issue!

OMFG. This shit is SO offensive!

Dude, I am loving Kate. She's so damn classy.

I totally STILL struggle with this. My sister is my 1/2 sister, and not only did our dad totally treat us differently, but our grandma ALWAYS made comments about one of us being pretty (my sister) and one of us being smart (me). What's more, my sister is actually a State Farm agent in one of those commercials right…

It's called $2 Jeans Friday at my school!